Monday, March 9, 2009

Stalker (part 1)

Right. So as I mentioned the other day, I think I've got a stalker. But now that I've really really really thought about it.. maybe the guy isn't really a stalker per se. But he is.. a potential stalker.*scary thought wtf*

It all started out like this. Ok, wait. if I wanna tell this story that means I've gotta go like way back. I'll try not to be long-winded. No promises though.

We shall be calling the "stalker" Michael Jackson. You'll understand why later. Oh and one thing to know about me, maybe, is that one of my "principles" is that I'll never ever date anyone in school. In my school anyway, it's nothing really against the peeps in my school. It's just that, things might get complicated and it's just no fun. And I'm not attracted to anyone in my school anyway wtfwtf.

When the 1st semester was about to end last year, I was walking alone in school at the 3rd floor and Michael saw me and took the opportunity(wtf) to get my number. Being me, I didn't exactly know how to say no(dammit). It was really really stupid of me to give him my number. I don't usually give out my number in school, coz well... a lot of time, people just want our number just so they can ask us about homework wtf. And it's really really annoying.

And right after he got my number, he said when I'm free we'll have lunch wtf. In my mind I went: fuck fuck fuck!

*I'll use a lot of fucks in this post coz there's just no other way to say it.

So I just told him it's highly unlikely coz I'm very very busy. When it's kinda a lie at that time. What to do ahhh...

I didn't know how to shake the guy off coz I was alone, I know that's not a good excuse. But anyways, so he got my number. And I later found out from my friends that he tried getting my number from my friends before last time wtfwtf.

Anyways.. right. A lil info on this guy. He's uhh.. a creepy guy. Weird. And it's not only me who thinks like that, all my friends do too. What else can I say.. he just.. creeps me out!!

So the last few days when I was still in sg last sem, he managed to call me wtf. Asking me if I'm available for lunch the next day. I lied and said no. I'm very busy. The following day? I'm going back to msia already, which was also a lie wtf.

And then. I never heard from him again.

The end.

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No lahhhhhhhhh wtf. It's not that simple ok.

So he stopped calling coz I really went back to msia a couple days later and only got back like.. in January. And I kinda totally forgotten about it already, thinking that everything's fine and stuff. Coz I was like, soo damn busy this sem.

And then me and my friends noticed something.

When I'm in school. And he sees me. He'll fucking stare at me in a damn damn creepy way and not look away until I go away or something. I just didn't really bother with it although it freaks me out a lot. Gives me creepy goosebumps all the time. And I do mean.. every single time he sees me, he'll stare.

And then the big day came. Guess what day it was!

It was valentine's day wtf.

I was out with my friends in orchard, and then we only came back about 11pm I think. So as I was in the bus back, I fell asleep. And when I woke up, I received an sms :) and a misscall from a number I didn't know.

So.. when I missed somebody's call, I usually call back. I soooo wished that I didn't that day. Sigh. So I did call back, asking who called me. And this creepy creepyyyy voice came out. Asking... "Is this Wong WenQi's phone number??" (in mandarin of course).

In my mind, again. I went: fuck fuck fuck!!! Shouldn't have called back. Fuck fuck fuck!!!

You know what I did next? Hahahahaha. I stuttered a few Uhmms and Ahh.... and canceled the call. Hahahahahhahahahahahhaha. I just didn't know what to do. I was in shock wtf.

And stupidly again. I thought that was the end of it. How wrong I was. And I still remember, during that time, my friends were all like having shocked faces hahahaha.

Anyways, I still remember we were at 7-11 buying drinks, coz they were thirsty or something. Then... surprise surprise. He called again. I hesitated picking up the call, coz it was on vibration wtf. Then the music came next wtf. And I realized that I had to end it. I have to like... "clarify" to him that I'll won't go out with him.

So I picked up the called in a monotone voice wtf. Seriously. Coz I wasn't amused.

Out came this creepy voice again, asking the same question, "Is this Wong WenQi's phone number?" I still don't get why he uses my full name wtfwtf. Makes it even more creepy.

Ok.. so the convo was like that. Well I think all this was conducted in mandarin if I remember correctly, unless I forgot what the mandarin word it was for something then I used english.

him: is this wong wenqi's phone number? (in a creepy voice)
me: yes. (in a monotone voice)
him: hiiii..... uh uhh happy valentine's day.
me: - (no answer wtf. I didn't know what to say wtf)
him: uhm.. i just want to apologize for not calling you back this semester when i said i would last semester. i hope you're not angry with me.
me: there's no need to apologize. (i seriously don't remember him saying he'd call me back, i really wish he didn't)
him: i want to ask whether you'll be free for lunch tomorrow?
me: no. (bear in mind that i'm still replying in a monotone voice wtf)
him: how bout the following day?
me: no.
him: when will you be free to go out for lunch with me?
me: i don't want to go out with you. (yes i said that wtf)
him: huh??? (prolly pretending not to hear)
me: i do not want to go out with you, for lunch or whatever. i don't want to go out with you. (more stern and clear this time i think)
him: but why?
me: because i don't like you. (i'm sorry but i was desperate)
him: (i think he was a bit shocked coz i guess he never thought that i'd be so direct wtf)
me: ok?
him: oh.. uh uh... ok then. bye.

I don't know exactly know what he said but the call was done. And I was happy coz.. I thought, yes. I'm off the hook.

I mean... if a girl said that to you, rejected you, some more on valentine's day. You're prolly gonna stop calling the girl right, and move on to your next "target" right?

And this was my first time like saying all these things, straight to a guy. I don't do this stuff. It's hard for me to say no wtf. I need to learn how to, and I am still learning. I was actually a bit scared when I was saying all those stuff to the guy, coz he's a weird guy, and I don't know what happens when things don't do his way. It's scary.

And look, it's not that I was being very mean and unreasonable. Fine, I was mean. I didn't know how else to do it. But I asked one of my friends, and he was like saying, yeah, if he was a girl, he would not go out with the guy. Even if he was desperate(if he's a girl I mean), he'll still won't ever go out with the creepy guy.

The good and lucky thing though, is that.. I have my friends with me. And they all know about him and stuff. So I guess I'm still ok.

The story obviously hasn't ended coz you guys still don't know why he's called Michael Jackson. This is just part one. I think I need to break it into two parts coz it's getting a lil bit long.

So.. I shall blog about the part two like.. in the next few days. Right now, I need to go sleep.

15 Comments:

Blogger pinkpau said...

hahaha wwq i love you! you are so cute!

"So I just told him it's highly unlikely coz I'm very very busy."

"cos i dont like you"

hahahahahahha <3

March 9, 2009 at 4:38 AM 
Anonymous CraSH said...

haha... its good to be straight to the point, that way there will be no miscommunication.

worse case, tell him you have a BF in msia.

March 9, 2009 at 12:03 PM 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hehe you are indeed so pretty now :P ... I am not surprised that you'll have stalkers or admirers.

Make sure you know what kinda person he is before telling him off. I'm not saying you cant tell him off but the tactic used is very important to tackle a person.

Wishing you luck.

PS. I hope you'll get a bf soon! A real LOW PROFILE guy

March 9, 2009 at 3:44 PM 
Blogger Skyler said...

hahahahaha wwq I like this post! you write very well wtf. and you are soooo braveeeee I wouldn't have been able to be so stern wtf hahahaha.

March 10, 2009 at 12:25 AM 
Blogger MadWitch GoneCrazy said...

...and that's really creepy of him! it's hard for me to say 'no', but lately i realized i would say "NO" sternly(?) if i'm desperate to get things clear.

can't wait for part 2 :)

March 10, 2009 at 6:00 AM 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ur weird enuf for the guy, n u shld be lucky someone wants u. principles abt not dating guys from the same school, haha, i thk they hv better options than dating u.

March 10, 2009 at 11:16 AM 
Blogger Skyler said...

Anonymous you should be lucky you even know how to type, the .1% of your brain must work very hard, haha. Good thing it doesn't have other options. clap clap clap.

March 10, 2009 at 1:06 PM 
Blogger pinkpau said...

yea anonymous crawl back into your wormhole

March 10, 2009 at 2:07 PM 
Blogger MadWitch GoneCrazy said...

mmm....excusez-moi skyler and pinkpau....

i have a strong feeling that Anonymous is DA STALKER....

March 10, 2009 at 2:48 PM 
Anonymous didi said...

Oh my gosh! Eeew creepy! He's probably going to treasure that number of yours FOREVER XD

Hopefully he doesn't take secret photographs of you in the lecture :O eeeeeww! creepy!!

March 10, 2009 at 4:29 PM 
Anonymous Michael Jackson said...

Is this Wong Wenqi's blog?

March 11, 2009 at 12:19 AM 
Anonymous moons said...

Hmmmm seems like the story gets better or more interesting the next part. Whoever who still don't get the picture after you saying "I dont want to go out with you" seriously has some issues.

I gotta say you should be careful though, as some of these people have rather weird sense of logic thinking and can end up doing extremes. "My opinion"

March 11, 2009 at 4:28 PM 
Anonymous Michael Jackson said...

Beat it!
Wooooooooooooooofffff!

March 12, 2009 at 9:02 AM 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

skyler talking like some bitch dat hv not been fxxx for a while...still cringe for a guy but judging from ur atitude its kinda, hard....

March 12, 2009 at 10:37 AM 
Blogger Boredjoe said...

hey there, awesome blog u have here. Reli enjoyed this post, super funny+witty!Must've been miserable for u tho haha! Keep up the good work! :D

April 3, 2009 at 11:13 PM 

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